Romeo’s Close Call Wake up
I started the morning out okay. I started my meowmeowmeowmeowmeow just about the same time that the Running-Jumping-Screaming-FrozentheMovieLoving Creature started complaining about something from her...
View ArticleRomeo’s Belly Flop Wake up Tactic
This morning, the female staff was sleeping on her back, right at the edge of the bed. I MEOW.MEOW.MEOW.MEOW’D into her ear from middle of the bed but this did not work (It’s just a formality anyway....
View ArticleRomeo’s Fuzzy Butt Wake up
Today’s wake up tactic was the world-renowned “Fuzzy Butt Move.” Many of you are likely familiar with this strategy. My secret weapon.I positioned myself on the pillow with my derriere in the female...
View ArticleRomeo’s Bulldozer Wake up Tactic
In my line of work, persistence pays off. This morning, I stood behind the female staff member’s slumbering head and pushed my head into the back of hers. Again and again and again. This is one...
View ArticleRomeo’s Simply Adorable Wake up Tactic
When waking up one’s human staff, it’s good to be as cute as possible whenever you have the opportunity. When I can combine adorableness and wake up tactics I find it highly efficient and effective....
View ArticleRomeo’s Bedroom Intruder Wake up Tactic
The unintended (yet fantastic!) consequence of a bedroom intruder this morning was that BREAKFAST came early! Oh hello, MOTH.Some sort of flying thing was zipping around the big bedroom this morning...
View ArticleI Grooved at Grumpy Cat’s Birthday Party and It Was Awful
So how does the tiniest and most famous cat on the planet celebrate her second birthday? With the biggest blow-out bash in New York City. Big cake, big balloons, big entertainment in a big space but a...
View ArticleRomeo’s Tickle Torture Wake up Tactic
I recognize I have an unfair advantage when it comes to waking up the staff each morning. I am smarter, more strategic and much, much hungrier. Seems absolutely ridiculous that I even have to rely on...
View ArticleRomeo’s Multitasking Wake up Tactic
Practicing Yoga prepares me for mornings like these.Early this morning, I ran through the big bedroom at high speed and jumped up on the bed, landing on male staff member’s pillow. As he is not...
View ArticleWhat is the best apartment-friendly pet furniture?
NICCOLE SCHRECK - RENT.COM Once you have found the perfect new home for you and your furry friend, you’ll want to make it as comfortable as possible. According to a Rent.com survey, 12% of renters...
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